Imagine this: myself behind the wheel of a Ford F-250, four beehives strapped in the back, leaking bees. My right hand and forearm are swollen up like baseballs. It is midnight. We are on Pontiac Trail, driving from Tollgate Farm to Matthaei Botanical Gardens. I am cautiously following fellow beekeepers in a faded Volkswagon beetle with one headlight burned out.
People are looking at us.
Let me clear up a couple myths perpetuated by our teachers:
(1) Two small female beekeepers cannot easily move a 300-pound hive, even with a hive carrier.
(2) Bees do not all retreat into the hive on a warm summer night. Not even at midnight.
Moving the hives wasn't really a disaster. More of an adventure. Two weeks later, the girls are at last settled down and ready to believe me when I say the Botanical Gardens really is just as nice - nicer - than Tollgate Farms. While it's true that Twelve Oaks Mall is right across the street from Tollgate, I am not sure the girls really got much value out of the nearly 200 distinctive stores that can be found there. Bees probably liked that area better when there were more than twelve oaks.